11 Non-lethal Self-Defense Gifts for the Prepper That Has Everything

Are you looking for a practical gift for someone you know that is really into self-defense? Like, we mean really into it… as in they have bought every gadget and weapon under the sun that even resembles self-defense gear. That kind of devotion can leave you wondering what to get the pro self-defense addict. Well, never fear. That kind of devotion needs a lot of support to maintain it, and here are 11 unique gift ideas we’ve come across for the pro self-defense addict that definitely won’t end up in the landfill or return rack.

Farmer Gets Snakebit “Down There” While Urinating in Field [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

WARNING: Male readers gird your loins, as you are about to read one of the most horrifyingly nightmarish tales ever to grace the pages of The Patriot Caller.  A 46-year-old man has endured possibly the most painful (physically and emotionally) snakebite in human history, after he was bit on the penis by venomous Levantine viper while casually relieving himself in a field. Ouch. According to his case, chronicled in the New England Journal of Medicine, the man was rushed to a nearby hospital in Kasmir where doctors luckily had a dose of the proper antivenin. RELATED: Will a Bite from […]

Snake Shooters: Top 5 Small Game Handguns [PICS]

Is it necessary to own a different firearm for each species of game that you may need to dispatch? Of course not. That’s way over the top and excessive. But who really collects guns out of necessity anyway? Guns are awesome and more guns is better than less guns. Enough said… So, we need to address the fundamentals first. Let’s consider the definition of a good “snake shooter.” A snake shooter needs to extremely easy to carry, effective at close range, and very safe. Chances are that you will be operating this firearm in a moment of intense excitement. Thus, safety is […]

How to This World Champion Shoots a Pistol [VIDEO]

If you like shooting pistols, and you haven’t heard of Jerry Miculek… it’s time that we fix that for you. Not only is Jerry a champion in the world of competitive shooting, he’s also an excellent self-defense shooting instructor. If you want to take your shooting to the next level, Jerry’s got several small adjustments that will produce massive improvements for you in  terms of accuracy and speed. RELATED: Top 5 Handguns on a Budget [PICS]  In this video, Jerry sheds some light on how to make dramatic improvements on your stance and your grip. The coolest thing with Jerry’s tips is […]

Ted Cruz Shares His “Machine Gun” Bacon Recipe [VIDEO]

Though some may call it superfluous, ridiculous, or a waste of perfectly good ammo… Texas Sen. Ted Cruz calls it “cookin’ breakfast.” At Patriot Caller, we’ll call it what it really is: A shameless attempt to get the Republican presidential candidate some free publicity… as well as an apparent misuse of the term “machine gun.” Still, we do believe it’s important that you, the American voter, gets an opportunity to see your presidential candidates as they shoot a firearm. It just seems practical. If we’d seen the way President Obama handles a shotgun, would he have been elected? It’s hard […]

Man DESTROYS Cinder Block Wall With Tracer Rounds at 250yds [VIDEO]

There’s nothing quite like destroying large objects with projectiles… Why is that? And when it comes to shooting cinder block walls at 250 yards, there’s nothing like tracer rounds to up the ante… for reasons you’ll soon understand. RELATED: How to Permanently Delete Your Files Using a .44 Magnum [VIDEO] In this awesome video, Hickok45 shoots 5.56mm AR-15 loaded with tracer rounds at a cinderblock wall off-hand at 250 yards. That’s a long way folks, especially without a rest. This guy is a seriously good shot. Enjoy the video:

How to Permanently Delete Your Files With a .44 Mag [VIDEO]

You can never be too careful with your personal information these days. With so many hackers and cyber crooks out there trying to steal your data, sometimes you have to go to extremes to ensure that your identity is safe. When the delete button simply isn’t enough, you may find the need to render your hard drive useless by physically damaging it. RELATED: How to Fry Bacon on Your Shotgun Barrel [VIDEO] Some folks at the IRS may simply send their hard drive through the shredder… but what those pencil pushers don’t know is that they’re missing a golden opportunity to learn […]

Vince Vaughn is a Full-Throttle 2nd Amendment Supporter

Even if you weren’t a huge fan of cult classics like Swingers, Old School, or Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn may still be one of your favorite Hollywood movie stars. You just didn’t know it. In a recent interview with British GQ Magazine, Vince Vaughn shared some very bold opinions on a number of issues close to our patriotic hearts. Turns out that Mr. Vaughn shares many opinions with America’s founding fathers and thus The Patriot Caller as well. You might even say that Vaughn is a bit of a Libertarian firebrand. On the Second Amendment: “I support people having a gun […]

Top 7 Pocket Knives for Wilderness Survival

A rock solid, razor sharp pocketknife is something that goes beyond simple survival kits. It’s a daily tool that goes with you everywhere and has your back throughout an endless barrage of unpredictable tasks. After all, a good pocketknife can serve a long list of functions ranging from cutting a rope to preparing a meal. Not to mention, one of the most important reasons to keep a sharp knife in your pocket at all times is for reasons of self-defense. You never know when you might have to defend yourself against an attacker or extricate yourself or a loved one […]

Texting Man Steps on Snake, Gets Bitten [VIDEO]

You can file this one under: Sign of the Times. Since the dawn of the smartphone era, we’ve watched dozens of hilarious videos that feature pedestrians walking head-first into streetlights, stop signs, and even brick walls. But we’ve never seen anything quite as ridiculous as the following video… In it, an Oklahoma roller rink DJ got quite a shock as he walked across the parking lot to clock in, deeply engrossed in his smartphone. Security cameras capture the DJ as he arrives at front doors of the roller rink. Also in the frame, a mysterious serpentine object that turned out to be (drumroll […]