Stupid criminals never cease to amaze us, and the perplexingly idiotic choices made by this would-be burglar in Florida didn’t let us down one bit.
First of all, he decided to shoplift from a pawn shop. Anyone familiar with pawn shops knows that nearly all pawn shop owners are packing… or they have a loaded 12-gauge pump behind the counter.
Secondly, and this is just where it just becomes impossible to comprehend this guy’s actions, he attempts to steal a rifle… in his pants!
At first, he considers and AK-47 but with the banana clip and all, it just didn’t seem practical. Then he settles on an AR-15 clone, shoving the 3-ft rifle down his pant leg and concealing the stock under his sweatshirt. Genius!
What happens next is almost 100% predictable…
Here’s a hint: Don’t mess with pawn shop owners — particularly if you’re a complete moron.