Hunting Nightmares: These Misses are So Bad it Hurts [VIDEO]

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In this day and age, given the highly advanced optics and magnification on our rifles, there’s no excuse for poor accuracy when it comes to the weapons you bring on the hunt. Still, whether a product of a mishap, ignorance, or just plain laziness, plenty of hunters are carrying dangerously inaccurate rifles into the field. Carrying a weapon you consider to be “untested” never inspires confidence on part of the shooter, and for good reason. It’s a bad feeling. And it should certainly make you think twice. RELATED: How to Hunt Like a Pro Your First Time Out  Confidence is a huge […]

10 Knots That are Essential (and easy) to Master

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Every outdoorsman needs to know how to tie a wide variety of knots. Because, as the saying goes: If you don’t know a knot, tie a lot… The takeaway being, of course, knowing how to tie a proper knot can save you tons of time. While time is certainly one of our most precious resources, knowing how to properly tie knots that hold can save you much more than time: If you’re hauling a load, the right knot can save your cargo… If you’re tying a boat, a knot can save you from having to dive in after your drifting boat… If […]

Farmer Gets Snakebit “Down There” While Urinating in Field [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

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WARNING: Male readers gird your loins, as you are about to read one of the most horrifyingly nightmarish tales ever to grace the pages of The Patriot Caller.  A 46-year-old man has endured possibly the most painful (physically and emotionally) snakebite in human history, after he was bit on the penis by venomous Levantine viper while casually relieving himself in a field. Ouch. According to his case, chronicled in the New England Journal of Medicine, the man was rushed to a nearby hospital in Kasmir where doctors luckily had a dose of the proper antivenin. RELATED: Will a Bite from […]

8 Ways to Open a Beer Without a Bottle Opener [VIDEO]

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Congratulations on arriving at this article. You’ve taken the critical first step in solving one of the most distressing survival challenges facing millions of Americans: How to open a beer in a scenario where you’ve forgotten your bottle opener. It’s very scary, we know, but it does happen. And when it does, you must have a worthy backup plan… or you and your loved ones may be forced to do without. Expert opinions regarding where exactly beer falls on the “Human Survival Hierarchy” vary widely. While some rank it below air, shelter, water and food, others would point out that beer […]

Snake Shooters: Top 5 Small Game Handguns [PICS]

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Is it necessary to own a different firearm for each species of game that you may need to dispatch? Of course not. That’s way over the top and excessive. But who really collects guns out of necessity anyway? Guns are awesome and more guns is better than less guns. Enough said… So, we need to address the fundamentals first. Let’s consider the definition of a good “snake shooter.” A snake shooter needs to extremely easy to carry, effective at close range, and very safe. Chances are that you will be operating this firearm in a moment of intense excitement. Thus, safety is […]

Armadillozilla: Workers Unearth Up World’s Largest Armadillo? [VIDEO]

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You never know what you’re going to find when you start digging around the old ranch with a backhoe… …you might find a rattlesnake den, or a massive prehistoric armadillo specimen like these guys! RELATED: Cottonmouthzilla: This Will Make You Think Twice About Swimming in the Creek [VIDEO] We’re not sure where this video was captured, since armadillos range from the US southward through Latin America. One thing is for sure, the men who dug this monster up clearly know that they’ve found an ‘dillo for the record books. Check it out:

How NOT to Release a Bobcat [VIDEO]

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We’re not exactly sure why these two shovel-toting gentlemen are fooling around with this bobcat, but the result is an incredible, entertaining, and highly educational piece of video footage. While many people, including the woman in this video, think of bobcats as fairly benign creatures, they’ve been known to put up quite a fight when they feel threatened. In this instance, the bobcat has been snared in a trap of some kind. RELATED: Crazy Bobcat Attacks a Coyote in a Public Park [VIDEO] Was the trap set by the men in this video, or someone else, we don’t know. This could easily […]

The Free and Unlimited Way to Heat Your Home [VIDEO]

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Now is the time to look for new ways to insulate your wallet from those ridiculously high winter heating bills. If you live in an area where power outages are common during the winter storm season, you might even look at this heating source as part of your emergency backup plan. RELATED: 11 Ways to Stay Warm This Winter With Raising Your Heating Bill Perhaps one of the best things about this particular strategy is that not only is this heat source free, it actually comes to you Monday-Friday, all year long… Yes, you guessed it, this heating source involves, but […]

HUNTERS: This Weird “Sock Trick” Will Help You Mount a Trophy

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One of the keys to a successful deer hunt (most hunts, actually) is to make sure you don’t alert your prey to your presence with your human odor. No, we’re not trying to tell you that you stink. We are telling you that you do stink… to many game animals with much keener senses than humans. Apparently, the smell of a human hunter nearby sticks out like a sore thumb, so to speak. That’s why many hunters shell out the big bucks for clothing that promises to lock your human stench inside its sticky fibers… or some such gobbledygok. RELATED: 3 Simple […]

Hunt Deer Like a Pro on Your First Time Out

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The ability to successfully hunt deer is a skill that brings food to the table and puts clothing on your family’s backs. A good hunter never allows any part of the deer to go to waste. They also do their homework and do their research to better understand the tips for hunting and processing a deer properly. If you’re a novice to the sport, you should take the time to understand the intricate details before you get started – it may save you a great amount of hassle if you do. First things first – in order to master this […]