Best Damn Gift Guide 2019 [Under $60]

The key to a truly great gift is to accomplish both immediate excitement for the recipient, while also creating that moment, several weeks or months later, where they stop and think ‘This thing is actually pretty awesome. So-and-so really knows their stuff.’ That’s what you want; and we’re here to help you accomplish both same day excitement and ongoing “told you so” supremacy. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of top-notch, high-quality, smile-worthy gift ideas that will go down in history as the most thrilling and visionary gifts of Christmas 2018. Because, really folks, why do anything halfway? You might […]

Wish List of a Self-Reliance Fanatic: 10 Gifts That Are Guaranteed to Turn Heads

  If we know one thing about those diehard members of the self-reliance movement, it’s that they have an awful lot of stuff. That’s a nice way of saying they’re nearly impossible to shop for. You may have friends like this. You may even be one yourself. People with this personality type are the prototypical “guy who has everything.” If you have someone like this on your shopping list, you’re in luck. Why? Because here at The Patriot Caller, we’ve accepted the challenge of sifting through the best of the top gear and coming up with the Top 10 Survival […]

10 Awesome Gifts Any Homesteader Will Love

There are many super cool gifts you can get for that special someone in your life that enjoys the homesteader lifestyle, and one resounding theme that we hear about lately centers around the environment. Therefore, if your recipient is concerned about the environment and its impact on the world, many of the items below can help the modern homesteader live self-sufficiently and sustainably. The following gift items are also quirky and unique enough where you won’t have to worry about duplicates.

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YETI Unveils the First Ever $5,000 Cooler, CODENAME: “Ridicooler”

Since the beginning of this “high-end cooler hysteria” began, we’ve heard a chorus of hunters and outdoor types screaming one of two main responses: 1. I can’t believe how amazingly cold this freaking cooler keeps my Bud Light! 2. How in the hell can these folks at YETI sleep at night, charing $450 bucks for a dang cooler!? Well, you may not believe it (especially if you’re in group 2), but the folks at YETI have found a way to top their past efforts… And they’ve done so with the release of the astounding $3,500.00 YETI “Ridicooler,” for folks who […]