This Thing Hauls Ass…

Don’t you just love those old Suburbans? It’s hard to be one of those old square-body Suburbans from the 80s.
You could really haul a lot of humans, as long as they had seats…
Who Needs a Mechanic?

We have no idea what’s going on here, expect that it doesn’t appear to be the work of an ASE-certified technician…