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Amazing Things Happen When You Throw a Cardboard Box in With a Big Cat [VIDEO]

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Cardboard boxes are great for starting campfires, building forts with the kiddos, and they even make excellent cat toys… But what happens when you throw an oversized cardboard box in a cage with a big cat, like a mountain lion? Answer: Awesomeness! We don’t want to give anything away before you watch the video, so we’ll just say that they all behave in a very similar way… RELATED: Watch 2 Huge Bobcats Face Off in a Suburban Front Yard [VIDEO] Whether that’s ripping the box to shreds, attacking it mercilessly, or building a cardboard box fortress, you’ll just have to watch […]

These Animals Are Most Likely to Kill You [CHART]

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Why do we enjoy dangerous animals so much? It’s hard to say… Perhaps it’s the survival aspect that makes venomous snakes, bears, and cougars so darned interesting to us, but it’s plainly evident that both we and our readers are keenly interested in dangerous animals. Here’s proof: RELATED: Coyote Faces Off With Bobcat in Park [VIDEO] RELATED: How to Survive a Bear Attack [VIDEO] RELATED: How to Identify Venomous North American Snakes [PICS] RELATED: Will a Bite From This Spider Kill You? [VIDEO] Many would say we’re simply morbid or paranoid, but here at The Patriot Caller, we prefer to believe we’re […]

How to Build a $20 File Cabinet Smoker [Step-by-Step]

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When it comes to backyard BBQs, a great smoker can make feeding a crowd a real pleasure. While a sub-par smoker can leave you with post BBQ stress disorder.  Any experienced smoker knows that control is everything. While there are some very nice vertical smokers on the market, the good ones will cost you dearly. And if you cheap out, you risk Post BBQ Stress Disorder. Luckily, you can remedy this situation AND build a unique, one-of-a-kind redneck smoker for just a few bucks by… (drumroll please) converting an old file cabinet. Click Through for Step-by-Step Instructions

The BIGGEST Mistake Preppers Make

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While you’re taking some time to review your preparedness plans this season, it’s crucial that you don’t make the #1 prepper mistake of all-time. It’s a very easy oversight to make, especially for survivalists… In fact, I think it may be a natural byproduct of the preparedness mindset. What is it? Most of us dream of a remote cabin retreat, a “safe house” of sorts, where we can escape all the madness and civil unrest in the event of an extended crisis. We can almost smell the timber, the campfire… we can almost taste the fresh well water. We tend […]

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Man Tries to Steal AR-15 By Cramming it Down His Pants… [VIDEO]

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Stupid criminals never cease to amaze us, and the perplexingly idiotic choices made by this would-be burglar in Florida didn’t let us down one bit. First of all, he decided to shoplift from a pawn shop. Anyone familiar with pawn shops knows that nearly all pawn shop owners are packing… or they have a loaded 12-gauge pump behind the counter. Secondly, and this is just where it just becomes impossible to comprehend this guy’s actions, he attempts to steal a rifle… in his pants! At first, he considers and AK-47 but with the banana clip and all, it just didn’t seem practical. […]

Crazy Bobcat Faces Off With Coyote in City Park [VIDEO]

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It’s not often you get to see a bobcat or a coyote in broad daylight, on the side of a popular hiking trail no less. But to witness a coyote-bobcat faceoff, with a video camera in your hands? That’s a once in a lifetime opportunity! This bizarre scene apparently took place on the side of the paved bike trail at River Legacy Park in Arlington, TX. Neither of these animals show outward signs of rabies, but their behavior sure makes them suspect. Under any normal circumstances, that bobcat is too close for comfort. RELATED: Headless Cottonmouth Bites Itself [VIDEO] Clearly, the woman on the […]

Vince Vaughn is a Full-Throttle 2nd Amendment Supporter

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Even if you weren’t a huge fan of cult classics like Swingers, Old School, or Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn may still be one of your favorite Hollywood movie stars. You just didn’t know it. In a recent interview with British GQ Magazine, Vince Vaughn shared some very bold opinions on a number of issues close to our patriotic hearts. Turns out that Mr. Vaughn shares many opinions with America’s founding fathers and thus The Patriot Caller as well. You might even say that Vaughn is a bit of a Libertarian firebrand. On the Second Amendment: “I support people having a gun […]

Texting Man Steps on Snake, Gets Bitten [VIDEO]

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You can file this one under: Sign of the Times. Since the dawn of the smartphone era, we’ve watched dozens of hilarious videos that feature pedestrians walking head-first into streetlights, stop signs, and even brick walls. But we’ve never seen anything quite as ridiculous as the following video… In it, an Oklahoma roller rink DJ got quite a shock as he walked across the parking lot to clock in, deeply engrossed in his smartphone. Security cameras capture the DJ as he arrives at front doors of the roller rink. Also in the frame, a mysterious serpentine object that turned out to be (drumroll […]

How to Build a Hidden Wall Safe for $3 [PICS]

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When it comes to storing valuables, the trusty old reinforced metal safe is the obvious choice — obvious to you and obvious to burglars. If you’ve ever watch one of the many “safe-cracking” videos on YouTube, then you know just how difficult opening a safe ISN’T for a career criminal with the right tools. That’s not to say that your safe is useless. However, it’s important to rein in our sense of security every once in a while, in order to keep us on our toes. That’s why we’re always looking for ways to combine security and deception in order […]

Cottonmouthzilla: This Will Make You Think Twice About Swimming in the Creek [VIDEO]

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Look at what these hunters stumbled onto while planting a duck hole last season. Cottonmouths (AKA water moccasins) typically grow to between 30 and 48 inches, occasionally as long as 74 inches long, according to the Smithsonian National Zoo. How long do you think “Cottonmouthzilla” is judging from the video? Water moccasins are highly venomous and are known to stand their ground when they feel threatened. This specimen, however, appears to be so thick and massive that it’s hard for the creature to even get around. RELATED: Will a Bite from This Snake Kill You? [QUIZ] Little is known about the typical life […]