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8 Ways to Open a Beer Without a Bottle Opener [VIDEO]

Congratulations on arriving at this article. You’ve taken the critical first step in solving one of the most distressing survival challenges facing millions of Americans: How to open a beer in a scenario where you’ve forgotten your bottle opener. It’s very scary, we know, but it does happen. And when it does, you must have a worthy backup plan… or you and your loved ones may be forced to do without. Expert opinions regarding where exactly beer falls on the “Human Survival Hierarchy” vary widely. While some rank it below air, shelter, water and food, others would point out that beer […]

Snake Shooters: Top 5 Small Game Handguns [PICS]

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Is it necessary to own a different firearm for each species of game that you may need to dispatch? Of course not. That’s way over the top and excessive. But who really collects guns out of necessity anyway? Guns are awesome and more guns is better than less guns. Enough said… So, we need to address the fundamentals first. Let’s consider the definition of a good “snake shooter.” A snake shooter needs to extremely easy to carry, effective at close range, and very safe. Chances are that you will be operating this firearm in a moment of intense excitement. Thus, safety is […]

Armadillozilla: Workers Unearth Up World’s Largest Armadillo? [VIDEO]

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You never know what you’re going to find when you start digging around the old ranch with a backhoe… …you might find a rattlesnake den, or a massive prehistoric armadillo specimen like these guys! RELATED: Cottonmouthzilla: This Will Make You Think Twice About Swimming in the Creek [VIDEO] We’re not sure where this video was captured, since armadillos range from the US southward through Latin America. One thing is for sure, the men who dug this monster up clearly know that they’ve found an ‘dillo for the record books. Check it out:

How NOT to Release a Bobcat [VIDEO]

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We’re not exactly sure why these two shovel-toting gentlemen are fooling around with this bobcat, but the result is an incredible, entertaining, and highly educational piece of video footage. While many people, including the woman in this video, think of bobcats as fairly benign creatures, they’ve been known to put up quite a fight when they feel threatened. In this instance, the bobcat has been snared in a trap of some kind. RELATED: Crazy Bobcat Attacks a Coyote in a Public Park [VIDEO] Was the trap set by the men in this video, or someone else, we don’t know. This could easily […]

The Free and Unlimited Way to Heat Your Home [VIDEO]

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Now is the time to look for new ways to insulate your wallet from those ridiculously high winter heating bills. If you live in an area where power outages are common during the winter storm season, you might even look at this heating source as part of your emergency backup plan. RELATED: 11 Ways to Stay Warm This Winter With Raising Your Heating Bill Perhaps one of the best things about this particular strategy is that not only is this heat source free, it actually comes to you Monday-Friday, all year long… Yes, you guessed it, this heating source involves, but […]

HUNTERS: This Weird “Sock Trick” Will Help You Mount a Trophy

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One of the keys to a successful deer hunt (most hunts, actually) is to make sure you don’t alert your prey to your presence with your human odor. No, we’re not trying to tell you that you stink. We are telling you that you do stink… to many game animals with much keener senses than humans. Apparently, the smell of a human hunter nearby sticks out like a sore thumb, so to speak. That’s why many hunters shell out the big bucks for clothing that promises to lock your human stench inside its sticky fibers… or some such gobbledygok. RELATED: 3 Simple […]

YETI Unveils the First Ever $5,000 Cooler, CODENAME: “Ridicooler”

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Since the beginning of this “high-end cooler hysteria” began, we’ve heard a chorus of hunters and outdoor types screaming one of two main responses: 1. I can’t believe how amazingly cold this freaking cooler keeps my Bud Light! 2. How in the hell can these folks at YETI sleep at night, charing $450 bucks for a dang cooler!? Well, you may not believe it (especially if you’re in group 2), but the folks at YETI have found a way to top their past efforts… And they’ve done so with the release of the astounding $3,500.00 YETI “Ridicooler,” for folks who […]

How to This World Champion Shoots a Pistol [VIDEO]

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If you like shooting pistols, and you haven’t heard of Jerry Miculek… it’s time that we fix that for you. Not only is Jerry a champion in the world of competitive shooting, he’s also an excellent self-defense shooting instructor. If you want to take your shooting to the next level, Jerry’s got several small adjustments that will produce massive improvements for you in terms of accuracy and speed. RELATED: Top 5 Handguns on a Budget [PICS] In this video, Jerry sheds some light on how to make dramatic improvements on your stance and your grip. The coolest thing with Jerry’s tips is […]

How Would You Get This Family of Black Bears Out of Your Pool? [VIDEO]

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We’ve discuss the proper ways to handle a bear encounter on Patriot Caller at length, but those tactics mostly apply to bears encounter “in the wild.” The situation featured in this crazy video is much, much different. This bear encounter involves an entire family of bears and one above ground pool. Yes, the description reads like instant YouTube gold… RELATED: How to Survive a Bear Attack Even though these bears are invading a backyard swimming pool, several key “bear survival” tactics clearly apply here. First and foremost, it’s important to note that this is a momma bear and her cubs. […]

How to Fix a Flat Tire With a HILLBILLY FIREBALL! [VIDEO]

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When you’re out four-wheeling in the backcountry, a flat tire can be a very big deal… while a tire that’s been knocked off the bead can be disastrous or worse. It could leave you stranded in a very desolate area in harsh weather conditions. That’s why it’s very important to a.) Keep your vehicle stocked with all the emergency essentials (including tools and a spare tire) and b.) To know a few tricks of the trade in case you and your vehicle get in a bind. RELATED: Top 8 Bug-Out 4X4s Straight Off the Lot [SHTF PREP] One of these […]